S'less is S'more

Fire. It is what separates men with fire from men without fire. Fire can be overrated though, I mean it is hot and can hurt your eyes if you stare at it. Plus, it's a lot of work: you have to go and buy an aim n' flame from the Dollar Store, get a little pit to put said fire in, obtain wood dry enough to burn, and then start the damn fire. This takes at least 20 minutes. Who has time for that? Terrorists. That's who.


For a S'more that is S'less, use the microwave. The microwave is what separates healthy people from fat and lazy people. Well, that and type 2 diabetes.

To bypass the fire and the requisite bums that are bound to assemble, hobo style as they do, around the fire, follow the simple steps below for a melty, delicious s'more.  

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box (of graham crackers).
Step 2: Put your d.... oops wrong list. Get a paper plate, put one cracker on it.
Step 3: Put some chocolate on top of said cracker and nuke for 30 seconds. Remove and set aside.
Step 4: Place a marshmallow on the other cracker on the plate and microwave for 10 seconds.
Step 5: Combine halves. Enjoy.

S'less is s'more. Live it, don't diet.

Chocolate Wasted: Waffles

...because waffles without chocolate chips make dolphins get cancer.
Crunchy, gooey, and I'm not even talking about the waffle yet. Add butter and syrup for an earlier death.
Editor's Note: These are chocolate chip waffles with chocolate chips on top. Because we can.
Live it, don't diet.