Between Bread

Bread, mayo, turkey, tomato, mayo, cheddar, pepperoni, mayo, turkey, bread.
In that order.

Mayonnaise is required on both sides of the bread. If not, that's casually racist. I won't stand or sit for that.

Oh, and mayo in the middle, too. And licked off the knife. If Miracle Whip is even mentioned, you are dead to me.




A couple ground rules for a livable sandwich:
1. It better be Hellmann's.
2. Sharpest cheddar possible.
3. Don't forget to salt and pepper it.
4. Dorito's will be added inside the sandwich, but not before you are ready to bite.